Someone asked me this question for an interview today. I didn't really know how to answer, but then it dawned on me. My friend calls me every time "Bridesmaids" comes on and tells me when Kristen Wiig is stuck on that moving gate, sneaking out of John Hamm's place, she sees me every time.
This kind of offended me. "You think I'm the shame walk kind of girl?"
She said no, but if I was, I would totally be stuck on that gate going back and forth. Stuff just happens to me and it's comical. My favorite scene is that one where she's trying to get the cop's attention and she keeps going back and forth in the car until she announces all sorts of crazy exclamations and then rolls to a stop by hitting his cop vehicle. I would totally do that in the right circumstances. So I pick Kristen Wiig to play me in a movie.
But I'm a writer, and we are in essence, boring, so there are no worries about anyone playing me in a movie. Unless I off myself or drink myself to death. (Are there any writer movies that end otherwise?)
Though I would love to write one that she'd star in. Maybe I should learn to write screenplays. I guess she writes her own though. Hmmm.
So who would play you in a movie and why?