Today, I've written a chapter at Santana Row while three teens shopped. Now I'm at the other mall, working outside of Nordstrom's. At the other mall, I was in a secluded spot, so I was getting stuff done. Here I'm able to people watch. This is not good for me because I have no need of characters. I'm writing a non-fiction. So I will share with you things I've learned today.
As a new mom, don't wear a Maxi-dress and carry your baby. The chances of you tripping are high, and it's not safe. Grab those pregnancy jeans and wear them with pride. You've earned them.
I hate the new look men are wearing with suits and no socks. It doesn't look good even if you have gorgeous, mocha-colored skin. While I like my middle-aged Taylor Swift look in Keds on me, I'm not a fan of it on men. Get some socks!
If you are balding and working outside Nordstrom on the legalization and sale of Marijuana with a 20-year old? Your Mom is not proud of you. Go get a real job. Haven't you heard that Colorado has a bigger homeless problem because, surprise! When they legalized marijuana for fun, losers who have nothing to lose, left their home states and came there without jobs or a place to live.
And finally, offering free wi-fi at the mall is probably not great for the bottom-line. As a former mall marketing director, I can tell you that the people sitting with me are probably not going into Nordy's later. Though I am because a. I have to check out the new handbags and b. I want a new lipstick.
Oh, and the Mexican Mocha at Nordstrom's Cafe is awesome.