I'm at my property management job, and I turned in an invoice for one of our contractors. He's Hispanic and his name is Jesus -- but I just got this note.
Just got your invoice, but I'm out for the Christmas holidays, so this won't get paid until the New Year. Please let Jesus know.
Why that entertains me so, I don't know. But please let Jesus know -- how is that not funny? Besides the fact that he won't get paid until after the new year, I mean.
But you know, it's Christmas. We can't pay Jesus. It's like there's no room at the inn all over again.