Sandra Bullock has a new black baby. And ooh my goodness, this is the CUTEST baby, and look at those sweet cheeks. Oh my gosh, when God says He will replace the years the locusts have eaten, well, I guess that's true. Bubbye Jesse, Hello Louis!
I'm on deadline, so I haven't read the article yet. It's the Beautiful People issue and Julia Roberts got kicked off the cover for Sandra. Well, I think Sandra deserves it. To keep this a secret from the press with all that's been going on in her life -- that's just amazing. I hope everything with her adoption goes through without a hitch. She'll be a fantastic Mommy. I'm not big on the Beautiful People Issue, but I do like that two over 40 chicks are on the cover.
Seriously though, it's kind of hard to find the current batch of 20-year olds sexy. I mean, you've got Heidi Montag with her surgical fiasco. Barbie is a DOLL, girlfriend! Then, Us Weekly gives us the other Hills girls talking about the pressure to be beautiful. Girls, get the heck out of LA, the pressure to be beautiful is only when you're trying to be famous for nothing. Get a job! Because at some point, the looks go. Trust me on this.
I think men are about to learn that looks aren't everything. At some point, you have to talk to the opposite sex, and you know, if it's Spencer Pratt, well sure, you don't have to know much. But if it's a man WORTH marrying?