She's gonna need it. Okay, the most interesting thing to me about Alec Baldwin's wedding besides the fact that someone who is not him thinks this is a good idea, is his daughter's getup.
Check out her bag. Seriously, your father is Alec Baldwin. He called you a pig in front of the entire world. Now I'm not into manipulative behavior, but if that isn't good enough for a Bottega Veneta, I don't know what is. A rainbow tie-dye canvas bag? To your dad's nuptials? I don't understand youth.
The next thing one has to appreciate is Alec's return to his Catholic roots now that he's going to marry again. What an appropriate place to bring Woody Allen as a guest -- with his child bride. As they say, the church is for the sick who need a hospital, not the perfect. Excellent display of this fact.