Someone, who shall remain nameless, unless she chooses to out herself told me to watch a show and sent me the link. It's basically the Bachelorette, only one of the guys is gay and apparently, the Bachelorette has to figure it out and be sure to not choose him.
This person told me SHE wasn't watching, but it sounded perfect for me. All it needed was a hoarding ghost and I was set!
Speaking of which, new show on SYFY coming up called Collection Intervention, in which "collectors" ie., classy hoarders, have to learn to strip their collection down to a reasonable size. Ie., you cannot have "Star Wars" memorabilia in every room of your home. To which my sons say, "Why not?"