Trey is making a Fakebook page for his "Pride & Prejudice" homework so we've been discussing what the characters might say.
Wickham: Just dropped 3 chicks. #YOLO
Darcy: The women are all over me. #GoldDiggers
(He did it right for his homework.) So Jonah, avoiding his own homework is impressed on how much dialogue I can quote verbatim and starts quizzing me. When I tell him to get lost and go do his homework, he whines, "Read me Mr. Darcy again, Mommy. He's like the father I never had."
Bazinga! If I were a tiger mom, their homework would have been done Friday afternoon.