Darth Vader's Wife Assaulted

http://global.christianpost.com/news/darth-vaders-wife-assaulted-punched-in-the-face-trying-to-protect-darth-vader-photo-83516/

This is basically about a neighbor dispute, only made interesting because there is a person in the world who legally changed his name to "Darth Vader" -- thus, Darth Vader's wife was assaulted by someone trying to hit Darth. Darth's wife took the blow -- which you know, sounds very Darth-like.

My favorite part of the article is that Darth's wife then demanded he get back in the house. That's right, even Darth doesn't mess with the little woman...