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Darth Vader's Wife Assaulted


This is basically about a neighbor dispute, only made interesting because there is a person in the world who legally changed his name to "Darth Vader" -- thus, Darth Vader's wife was assaulted by someone trying to hit Darth. Darth's wife took the blow -- which you know, sounds very Darth-like.


My favorite part of the article is that Darth's wife then demanded he get back in the house. That's right, even Darth doesn't mess with the little woman...