There are certain celebrities who give me endless entertainment. For this, I thank them. Martha Stewart is one of them. I listen to her radio show and I crack up because I cannot believe she knows everything from what kind of wax to use to rebuff your floors, alongside, why you pie didn't come out right.

And she has no mercy on her callers. That's why I love listening to her. She just treats everyone like they're stupid. How can you not enjoy that kind of faith in oneself? It's entertainment, pure and simple.
Well, Martha made a mistake yesterday and as many of you who know Martha understand...this cannot be. It cannot be Martha's fault. Well, Martha dropped her iPad (an iPad that STEVE JOBS GAVE HER she lets us know.) And she wants to know, via Twitter rant, why Apple didn't send someone out immediately to fix it. Bahahaha, have you talked to Apple tech support lately, Martha? My son can do a perfect imitation.
Anyway, Martha is about to get a lesson in the real world and reality to these types is always fun to watch. She was embarrassed and tried to pawn it off as a joke. But it's MARTHA. We know she is not capable of humor. She even Tweeted that she's pissed off. By the way, is that a bad word somewhere? Because they blocked it out. I didn't realize it was a bad word. If it it, my apologies, and consider me Martha in this word arena.
Anyway, I just want to say thank you to Martha. You and Mark Sanford color my world.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2435717/Pissed-Martha-Stewart-tweets-anger-shattered-iPad-gets-UPSET-Apple-rushing-home-fix-it.html
I'm off to writers' group. Maybe I'll learn something. Like how to sit my bum in the chair and write versus follow the escapades of Martha.