I love JoJo as the Bachelorette and how all the masculine men are coming out of the woodwork for her. Who knew there were that many left in America?
Because I'm a Marine mom, I have to select Alex (the Marine and a twin) for my first impression rose. Someone, not sure who, made fun of Alex for being short. You know what, dude? Say that to his face. We'll see how his height holds him back. While he was out defending your country? You were probably home with the Bachelorette Super Fan eating ice cream and tearing up! My Marine is 6'3" and he could take you down with one hand, but trust me, so could Alex. Height is not an issue.
My daughter liked Jordan. Until...Luke entered the picture and rode in on a white horse. (Unicorn) He even called himself a country boy. Jordan and JoJo seem to have a good connection though, so I'm going to predict he'll be hanging around. He's from Chico. She's from Texas. They seem good together.
Jordan comes back to make his move. They're really cute together and he gets the first real kiss. I love how she goes on about his butt and how she needs to do some squats. She's so real.
The SuperFan annoys the heck out of me. Why is he there? And who would admit to that? I don't think I'd even admit to that.
Will, the DJ with "All for One" behind him needs to go. Even a romantic serenade isn't enough.
I can't tell if Chad from Oklahoma is dark energy or light. I'll wait on him. Leaning towards no.
Daniel is the first to get drunk, which makes him sound more Canadian and go off on the Dayum Daniel viral video. He pokes another man's belly button, then starts stripping off his clothes. We then get a parade of drunk men invading JoJo's confessional time.
INTERRUPTION: My daughter just asked me, "Can I go to a goat farm with Caitlyn this weekend? We're going to make goat cheese."
How random is that? California is so weird. One minute I'm watching drunk men in underwear stumble across my television screen, the next I'm making plans for goat farms.
Back to the show. Ali is playing the piano and he's great at it.
Santa is attractive. No one was expecting that.
All the guys think they got the first impression rose. Which is how the Bachelor differs from the Bachelorette. No one is overthinking what they said wrong, or did poorly. They all think they're God's gift to women and expectant of that rose.
James seems sweet.
My daughter is now more in love than ever with Luke because he brought her boots. My daughter thinks we're in Texas and wears cowboy boots and a Stetson everyday. Luke gets Elle's first impression rose, but Jordan gets JoJo's. They have a natural chemistry.
I thought "hipster" would win for the best job title tonight, but I'm going to have to go with Evan's title: Erectile Dysfunction Specialist. Just no.
Oh heck no. FARQUAT is back. I abhor Farquat! Jake Pavelka is back. I love the guys talking. They're like, "How old is that dude?"
Right? He's STILL single for a reason, not a season, ladies! But he is there to offer advice only. Why would he offer advice? The one guy who was borderline abusive on the aftershow is going to offer anyone romantic advice? I think not.
Luke the cowboy!
Will, James T., Dwight, Derek, Christian, Chad (gonna guess he's the villain this season) Jake, Alex the Marine OORAH!, Robby ??, Brandon (needs a haircut), James, Ali, Santa, Will, James S. (The superfan who must be a producer pick.) Vinny. (Vinny looks like a sociopath!) Evan, Daniel. I can only assume that is for entertainment purposes.
Going home: Kilt guy Jonathan, some guy who looks high, Peter from Chicago who is still the gentleman.
Okay, it looks like a great season.
From the previews, Chad has the roid rage.