Me: Look there, that's the Mini I want. Do you think it's too small for me?
Other: That's a kid's car.
Me: Okay, well, the other one I want is a BMW 640i, so you might want to steer me toward the Mini.
Other: That's an adult car.
Me: So then, what do you suggest because I'm ready to lose the Mom mobile. I've had 20 years of Mom mobiles and I'm over it. (I traded in my Mustang Convertible when I became a Mom.)
Other: You need a midlife crisis car.
Me: Okay, then I'll get the Audi R8
Other: Audis aren't reliable.
Me: That's okay, neither am I.